How could this be!" 2. The Field will likely never fail to impress and will … Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that’ll lay more. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it. See more. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. Liz Bonnin joins researchers in Galapagos to find the huge Mola Mola, the Ocean Sunfish, the heaviest bony fish in the world. Just a heads up, before asking someone to get married and have kids you might actually want to make sure they want to marry and have kids with you. This transit marks the beginning of Second 2.5 years of Sade Sati Shani (Sade Sati = 7.5 years of Shani). And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. The Sunfish is a tier 10 animal. Green sunfish may be the largest fish in some of the small streams where it occurs, making it a top predator in the aquatic ecosystem. But after reading this Facebook rant that’s gone viral I’m questioning why … Hilarious also! SO WHAT DOES IT DO? AND WITH NO PUWPOSE. I don't want to meet the person that has human testicles and sunfish brain in the same labratory. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. No. I would have much easier time visualizing a pair of horse testicles! This is the place to do it! Bream are not locked to any particular season, but they are nocturnal. The UK football industry, particular the English/Barclays Premier League is easily one of the most popular and profitable sporting enterprises in Europe and the world. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Cookies help us deliver our Services. GENERAL KENOBI Source: Reddit u/namaikatiputkata69. And it’s not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them.THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world’s largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. How to use rant in a sentence. Sunfish, best you take your bat and ball and go home. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. One of the biggest goals of any Animal Crossing player is to fill every hall of their museum with beautiful creatures to put on display.The museum is a monument of all the work the player has put in for catching and fishing for critters. Roman Fedortsov (previously here) spends most of his time on fishing trawlers.Some of his catches, however, end up going viral on the internet instead of being quietly digested in someone's tummy. Which happens frequently! Why I hate the Sunfish So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. Scott Burns explains her dislike for the ocean sunfish (or mola mola) in a hilarious rant and roast on Facebook. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. BUT HARDLY. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. The near five-minute rant about the government’s response to the coronavirus shows DiBitetto, a New Yorker, enunciating so much … They have caused the death of one person before. Rant definition is - to talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner. This may take some time A dramatic reading of the viral sunfish rant by /u/hitachi13 on /r/rant, originally posted on Facebook. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybFfNI65uEA, came here after finding this reposted in this r/wtf post about boat propellors to give you karma for something that made me laugh hysterically, I was causally watching the yoga cast and one of them mention this I google it and this is great I feel the same way about seagulls. This Facebook user's anti-ocean sunfish rant got a run for its money from a ocean sunfish lover. Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! The man took to Reddit to complain about his spouse for not keeping their twin toddlers quiet while he’s working from home. This comment section has given me the best laugh in years... You telling me there isn’t one of something you coulda used instead of three human testicles? A husband has been slammed after sharing a “disgusting” and “sexist” rant about his stay-at-home wife.. There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Mola genotypes appear to vary widely between the Atlantic and Pacific, but genetic differences between individuals in the Northern and Southern hemispheres are minimal.. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. Threads 974 Messages 3.3K. Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. The lowdown: Rant tells the story of Rant Casey - a small town kid that turns his little town on it's ear before moving to the city to continue his work. Learn more. The book is comprised of accounts from people that knew Rant with only second hand accounts of his words a First off, a disclaimer. So they need the sun I guess. That's great news for cleaner fish and seagulls, who pick the parasites off the sunfish at a nearby kelp spa. This creature. Except this big dumb idiot. Written By Axel Willner. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts And in 2005 it decided to wewive its mighty gwowy days and do it again, this time wanding on a fouw-yeaw-owd boy. An oceanic sunfish But more realistically, a Clown Trigger if you're bored there's a pretty hilarious rant by some guy about the sun fish just google 'why i hate the ocean sunfish'. "Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. Share the link. Ocean Sunfish Rant. While playing with his daughter, guitarist Andre Antunes saw American televangelist Kenneth Copeland passing judgment upon COVID-19, banishing it from the United States for good.Atunes did what any good father would do and hilariously turned the preacher’s words into a respectably rocking heavy metal song. Way to go, fish. Good news: 2020 is finally over. The mola mola, or sunfish, can grow as big as a pickup truck ... and can carry up to 40 kinds of parasites. Returning to the absolute basics, it re-established the … Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. Except this big dumb idiot. By continuing to use this site, you agree to the updated policies documented at Family of 4, all out for some Dairy Queen, huh? So they don’t have swim bladders. So they don't have swim bladders. Dumb. Because it jumped onto a boat. Reddit is known for many things, including how heated arguments can get on the social media platform. That can barely move to begin with. The rant – which you've probably seen if you spend much time on Facebook – listed myriad reasons why the sunfish is actually "the biggest joke played on Earth". [Rated NC-17 for language.]. The bride went on a Facebook rant about her bridesmaid. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. How could this be!” Do not let that expression fool you, they just don’t have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. Which leads us to a similar rant that one mum has posted to Mumsnet after receiving an email from her child‘s school. The ocean sunfish or mola mola is doing its best to survive. Asgard's time for MCU redemption has come and gone. That is a very strange unit of measurement. . I was gonna say...what happened to grapefruit? Which happens frequently! rant definition: 1. to speak, write or shout in a loud, uncontrolled, or angry way, often saying confused or silly…. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. I remember on Reddit I saw a massive rant on Sunfish, I'll see if I saved it and will update the post. George Clooney backs Tom Cruise's angry tirade against film crew found breaking social distancing rules. They have caused the death of one person before. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. Sunfish do not evolve into any other animals, as they are one of the latest animals. No. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. weird. Great job.They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. “If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators.” No. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. Cradle for Sunfish. The sunfish, also called a mola, is one of the world's largest bony fish, according to National Geographic. (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! ing , rants v. intr. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it’s so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Something Left, Something Right, Something Wrong 5. Who Goes There 6. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? sunfish rant copypasta. That can bawewy move to begin with. re: This post from Reddit - Full of cringe - WARNING, Wall of Text Posted by fightin tigers on 12/12/20 at 4:21 pm to Solo Cam She didn't want to get married nor have kids with the guy. EXCEPT. Certainly, the fishing and the size of fish available can vary from one body of water to another. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. From legitimate grievances to trivial nitpicks, … (Reddit) RELATED: Groom's wedding cake blunder caught on camera as bride watches in … 300,000,000. George Clooney Agrees with Message Behind Tom Cruise's Mission: Impossible 7 Rant. The extensively talk about a given topic longer than needed whether anyone cares or not Rant definition, to speak or declaim extravagantly or violently; talk in a wild or vehement way; rave: The demagogue ranted for hours. Marine biologist claps back at that Facebook user's hilarious sunfish rant. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. . Although early research suggested sunfish moved around mainly by drifting with ocean currents, individuals … By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. What could have happened! Why "three human testicles?" The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I’m posting it here. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it’s basically a slowly migrating cesspool. I asked for support all around reddit (haha, I'm a little bit ashamed about that) and, even if no one could solve my issues for me, just knowing that people care, that so many were going through similar struggles, it cheered me up. “But if they’re so bad at literally everything, why haven’t they gone extinct.” Great question. Subscribe:. I know that you all were waiting for the rant: So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. Hilarious Guy fishing from Boston FREAKS out when he sees an Ocean Sunfish (EXPLICIT LANGUAGE)Here's part 2! There are many things I dislike in this world: backseat driving, Texas humidity, candy corn, etc., but I guarantee I don't hate anything as much as Scout Burns hates the sunfish (or mola mola). ‍♂️. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). Finally having three testicles has made something easier for me to understand. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.] IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT’S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. The Ocean Sunfish is a rare fish in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.Here’s where players can find this beautiful, aquatic creature. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). Because someone posted the sunfish rant below, I'd like to post the counter rant here. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3173611/Bitten-chew-Sealion-chomps-hole-giant-sunfish-looks-like-struggle-finish-meal.html. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. When they get stuck on top of the water! And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. 300,000,000. This creature. See that ridiculous open mouth? 2 days ago A Reddit user has set up a dedicated website to allow players to submit ratings and reviews of all... DEC announces release of draft Sunfish, Crappie management plan So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. EXCEPT. Pros and cons. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Ocean Sunfish, also known as Mola Mola, look like a pancake and are just the weirdest fish. UPDATE - Found it! - #199128775 added by ChuckNorrisVsMRT at flickering unsafe melodic Hare Anyone else here from the r/natureismetal thread? Way to go, fish. However, Scout Burns made a now-viral Facebook post that said it shouldn't even exist in the first place. What could have happened! Reddit reveals its 2020 Year in Review to highlight defining moments on the site, and one video game in particular was discussed the most. Ocean Sunfish, also known as Mola Mola, look like a pancake and are just the weirdest fish.I was ambivalent about these creatures until reading this absolutely EPIC Facebook rant about their sheer uselessness – and now I can’t help but LOL wondering how … AND WITH NO PURPOSE. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn’t put them where they need to fucking go. Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them. Yes, thank you. (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) “Oh no! IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. I’ve seen toddlers who can control their emotions better than you and frankly every time you hit reply you are just embarrassing yourself more. They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. Bot Turns Reddit Arguments into Ace Attorney | Game Rant gamerant.com - Iain Lew. Thanks guys. IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. I love people who passionately hate specific animals And this was gold and I appreciate this rant so much. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. It was a long year, and one in which the coronavirus crisis and the US presidential election dominated the news. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. Fishing for sunfish in lakes can be a great experience if you want a lot of action for small fish, especially when you're taking younger anglers fishing. When they get stuck on top of the water! Mol No. EXCEPT. In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas do what they always do and wander to and fro through a variety of topics: Making peace over book lists since one of the hosts made the cut Life changing speaking offers at online conferences The Happy Rant Book awards Drisky business and botox Handsome. If you have a problem with me saying that and would rather me say neurodivergent or some other pretentious crap, fuck off. Yesterday at 4:38 PM; ... Facebook Twitter Reddit Pinterest WhatsApp Email Link. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and so … And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. Pros and cons. 34 share Report Save Continue this thread level 2 2 years ago Both of those creatures main diets consist of jellyfish. Except this big dumb idiot. Survivor: China is often considered one of the greatest seasons of the show owing to its unique setting, the cast of contestants, relatively strategic gameplay, and solid winner.. As Reddit user JustJaking claims, "China is a top-tier season which every fan should watch and an excellent starting point for newcomers.