Mr. Krabs: You can't put a price on me first dime. SpongeBob: (crawls again but this time, he has eye bags. SpongeBob?! You know why? We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. ... Citizens, can you spare a dime? SpongeBob runs outside and attempts to convince Squidward to change his mind. Antony Funnell: The US city of Detroit is famously doing it tough. [swallows the food] I'll try not to be a burden. (SpongeBob’s alarm blows him away), Squidward: 4 o'clock. The only mistake I ever made was wasting my life at the Krusty Krab! French narrator: [Camera cuts to the exterior of The Krusty Krab] Closing time at the Krusty Krab. Squidward slaps it away) (Scene changes to a secne from My Pretty Seahorse) SpongeBob: (sniffs) I think I'd better call the doctor. [throws out more dimes at Mr. Krabs' face. Mr. Krabs: Hmm, are you prepared to say that with your hand on a stack of interpretive dance quarterlies? Don't Lift the Manhole Cover. Transcript. [SpongeBob marches upstairs] Ha! Is there anything else I can do for you, winner? (takes out a robotic lie detector). [kisses the dime. 1 Synopsis 2 Characters 2.1 Main Characters 2.2 Suppoting Characters 2.3 Minor Characters 3 Transcript 4 Trivia TBA Ariel Victor Raquel Zoey Walden TBA TBA Main Article: The Roots/Transcript SpongeBob: Why not? Don't rub it in! Fish: Squidward Tentacles? [throws the blanket upwards and it lands on him as he lies on the sofa] I'm bushed. It's already been contaminated by a bad lemon. Squidward: (squeezes Mr. Krabs eyes with his tentacles until became very unstable) Here! (Mr. Krabs checks the dime through a telescope). Fish: Sign here please. SpongeBob: There, there. SpongeBob: Fine, I'll just take it out. Mr. Krabs: Me? 'Cause you and me... [grabs Squidward and pulls him toward himself] ...we're like brothers, only closer. SpongeBob: I know he still isn't looking for work! Squidward is not a freeloader and he would never take advantage of me. Causes of the Depression ; Overproduction, too much stuff (Factories and Farms) a. go fetch me something to read. Can You Spare a Dime? (SpongeBob exits room and re-enters in a maid outfit) It's about time you got here! List of episode transcripts Because I've got diarrhea! Directed by Stephen Hillenburg, Aaron Springer. [Norma appears with cookies on a silver platter and offers SpongeBob a cookie] Squidward: Mistake? [marches back down stairs and turns off the light] It's just that me lucky dime's gone missing and you've been working the register all day! SpongeBob: I never knew you felt so strongly about it. No, wait, let me guess! And I can't forgive that thieving bilge rat Squidward for stealing it! SpongeBob: It's me, SpongeBob. Episode Transcript: Can You Spare a Dime? The first time was in Pizza Delivery. Can you spare a dime? Gary looks tired as well] I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough. Narrator: Closing time at the Krusty Krab. Ya know, that reminds me, there's been something I've been wanting to say to you since the day we met. SpongeBob: [angrily] I've got a better idea! Mr. Krabs: Heavens to Betsy, no. Squidward: (screams) SpongeBob, I don't need your help. Read our disclaimer. Meanwhile, President Trump continues SpongeBob: Good night. [refers to Squidward and the lemonade] Squidward: It's really nice of you to help me in my time of need. Squidward: I'm outta here! Can A Trustee Loan Money to a California Trust? SpongeBob: Or a football playing king in space...with a mustache. SpongeBob: Coming, Squidward. I can't eat anything odd numbered. (SpongeBob grabs phone and throws it away), SpongeBob: You want your dime back?! Aw, thanks SpongeBob. I'll try not to be a burden. I'll try not to be a burden. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Brother, Can You Spare A Dime - Charlie Palloy & His Orchestra (1932) Atticus Jazz. Squidward: No. The Following is a Transcript of this Video. I made it special. SpongeBob cheers before running off] How did people lose money because of the spark? Is there anything else I can do for you, winner? SpongeBob: Okay. [takes out lemon and Squidward goes crazy] Newsweek. Brother, can you spare a dime? "BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?" Here! Puppet #2: Why wouldn't I? Hi, this is Keith Davidson from Albertson & Davidson. SpongeBob: Then have some more dimes! SpongeBob: Then have some more dimes! from the first season. SpongeBob: [finally snaps in extreme rage, grabbing Mr. Krabs by the throat and holding him up in the air] Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate, Squidward's been living at my house, driving me crazy! So much for Uncle Sam. It's alphabet soup. (throws out more dimes) I've got plenty of them. General I lost my job, my home, everything! Puppet #2: Oh they're everywhere. from Season 3, which aired on March 8, 2002. [SpongeBob suddendly appears, grabs the phone and throws it away] Still, it feels nice to do good. [the next morning, SpongeBob rings a bell to wake Squidward] Breakfast is ready! "No Weenies Allowed" [Mr. Krabs glares at Squidward in suspicion] Squidward: (gasps) Get that away from me. "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?" [SpongeBob's alarm clock blows him away] SpongeBob: Ahh! (yawns) Goodnight, Gary. Everything looks to be in order. Can You Spare a Dime? from season three, which aired on March 8, 2002. Squidward: Ok, but just until I get a job. Dimes just don't fly into people's pants. You can sleep in my bed. SpongeBob: Oh, okay. Mr. Krabs: Wrong! Like this video? Squidward, is that you? SpongeBob: It's no trouble. Brother, can you spare a dime? Here! You're gonna need to build up your strength again so I laid out a big buffet for you. Squidward's been living at my house driving me crazy! SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab Employee Manual; 2nd revised edition; page 35; section 19; clause 3a states: All staff must remain on the premises until the days receipts are fully accounted for. I lost my job, my home, everything! SpongeBob: But a visit to the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy. I'm a loser! Here! Mr. Krabs: Perhaps, one of our more loyal workers can enlighten you on company policy. Once I built a tower to the sun brick and mortar and lime. Squidward: SpongeBob? Episode №: Puppet #2: Why wouldn't I? Mr. Krabs: After all I'm sure you didn't mean to misplace me dime. One of the third prize-winning videos for the high school section, [Brother Can You Spare a Dime? Disgusting! Explain how buying on Margin created the Spark. Squidward: [squeezes Mr. Krabs' eyes with his tentacles in anger] Here! 1, You put the dime in me pants. Squidward: No, no, no. AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?! (takes out lemon and Squidward gets mad). 9:47. This page has been accessed 17,811 times. Mr. Krabs: I've been in business a long time, boy. [a prehistoric dime falls out of Mr. Krabs' back pocket. Moments like this—of which there are many in Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?—may not change history, but they can bring it close as no transcript or statistic can. Mr. Krabs: Show me your tentacles. [holding a lie detector in his hands] (shown at SpongeBob’s house) Here you go, Squidward. Squidward: Can I have one? is the 26th episode of Season 9, 336th episode overall. Especially if you're green and have six tentacles. [his stomach is shown to have a rectangular shape from his eaten painting. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Tryouts for the Young Person's Orchestra are coming to town, and everyone thinks Binkyis a shoo-in. SpongeBob: [baby talk] Nonsense. I'll take care of you. This is the second time SpongeBob got mad at Squidward. (imagines himself as a football player, then imagines himself as a king, then imagines himself as an astronaut) I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman. So, where you living these days? SpongeBob: (grabs Mr. Krabs and chokes him) Listen you crustaceous cheap-skate! [imagines himself in various following jobs] I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman. Mr. Krabs: (SpongeBob puts the maid costume on over his clothes) Well, the way I see it there are 3 possibilities. More stories of dazzling coincidences: An old boyfriend is conjured in … Get over here and fix it! Mr. Krabs: Me? Squidward starts to cry out a fountain of tears into SpongeBob. [throws the TV away and jumps on top of Squidward in bed] Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it? Squidward: Okay, but just until I get a job. Don't move. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Can_You_Spare_a_Dime%3F/transcript?oldid=3440893". [clenches his fists and trembles in anger] Why don't I call someone whose job is to fix it. (Squidward signs and the fish takes his box). Squidward: Well, it's kind of good to be back, sir. Now you've ruined my appetite! Squidward: Of course I'm... [makes a shocked face] What are you saying? In this video, I’m discussing whether or not a Trustee can loan money to the Trust. Norma Rechid: Free sample? Here comes the plane. Squidward: Mistake? Now Squidward can come back right? Mr. Krabs: Well, Mr. Squidward, it's good to have you back. Squidward: That lemon has three seeds in it. [shown at SpongeBob's house] Here you go, Squidward. Squidward: Yes? SpongeBob SquarePants 329 Born Again Krabs. SpongeBob soaks it up and becomes bigger but squishes himself to let the water out), SpongeBob: There, there. Squidward: But that's not fair! Even Gary is tired) I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough. Puppet #1: Thanks. Puppet #2: Oh, they're everywhere. Season №: Squidward: [narrows his eyelids] What are you saying? I could be anything I set my mind to. SpongeBob: Squidward, you're making a big mistake! [Squidward signs and the fish takes his box] Lucinamay 9675. SpongeBob: Cookies! SpongeBob: [gasps] No. You stay as long as you need to. Me special dime! (throws out more dimes) I've got plenty of them! Everything looks to be in order...except, (gasps) where is it? 2. (lifts Squidward's shirt and their hearts are joined together beating). (Squidward is laying in SpongeBob’s bed). SpongeBob: AAAAHHHH!!! is an The Amazing World of Ariel episode from Season 12. (makes plane noises while attempting to put some food in Squidward's mouth with a spoon). Fish: Sign here please. I can't eat anything odd numbered! Report. SpongeBob becomes more angry] Get that away from me! I'm gonna go look for one so that I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives. No one's going to serve you happiness on a silver platter. [SpongeBob puts the maid costume back on over his clothes, ready for the inevitable] French narrator: [Camera cuts to the exterior of The Krusty Krab] Closing time at the Krusty Krab. [pulls out a stack of dance quarterlies] No one's going to serve you happiness on a silver platter. [sobs] I'm a loser! Once in khaki suits, gee, we looked swell, full of that Yankee-Doodlee-yum. Mr. Krabs: (gasps) Me first dime. (saves hat on a pillow). But Squidward, it's a cold, cold world out there. Mr. Krabs: [talking on his phone] Donate to the children's fund? What have children ever done for me? Browse more videos. directly confronted the hardship of the Great Depression. 1 day...2 days tops. You know I'm allergic to newsprint. “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?” may well be a new anthem for many Americans. [the camera moves back in the room, showing SpongeBob making voices with the puppets] Especially if you're green and have six tentacles. Now you've ruined my appetite! [falls down] As Seen on TV: Krabs makes a low budget commercial and SpongeBob is in it for one second. (shows soup with the phrase "GET A JOB" in alphabet letters but then Squidward slaps it out of SpongeBob’s hands). Squidward: Don't you get it? Go fetch me something to read! Posted on August 30, 2019. Squidward's been living at my house driving me crazy! (kisses Squidward on his forehead) Goodnight, my little angel. [falls down] This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Can You Spare a Dime?" Squidward: Condensed soup from a can? Squidward, is that you? 2, You stole it. Squidward: Are you blind? We do our best to screen all linked content. I quit! [throws the dime at SpongeBob's face] That ain't my first dime. Mr. Krabs: Aye, lad, just let the dime and me have our privacy. I am ready to unlock my potential. Posted in Uncategorized. I want soup instead. SpongeBob: That's great. [takes one, and eats it] Squidward: Are you accusing me of something? He then closes the door, and comes back in wearing normal clothes with a bowl of steaming soup] Here you go. I'm bushed. SpongeBob: A football playing king in space- Squidward: I didn't take your precious dime! Squidward: Are you accusing me of something?! SpongeBob: [grips the glass of lemonade so hard that it shatters] Two things that won't work! For More Information, CLICK HERE. Can You Spare a Shield? SpongeBob soaks it up and becomes bigger, but he squishes himself to let the water out] SpongeBob: This is a dime? Or three—you stole it! And what have you been doing with yourself? SpongeBob, I... Playing next. 1 Plot 2 Songs 3 Bear's Sense of Smell 4 Credits 5 Other Languages 6 Quotes 7 Transcript 8 Shadow's Appearance Bear wakes up in the morning, there are dimes in The Big Blue House. SpongeBob: Good night. Factory Workers begin to get laid-off I'll take care of you. was going to be "Down & Out in Bikini Bottom" before it was changed. Mr. Krabs: Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you put the dime in me pants. Puppet #1: Thanks. Don't rub it in! SpongeBob: (breaks glass of lemonade with his hands) Two things that won't work. SpongeBob: A spaceman? Squidward: [SpongeBob is running down the hallway] SpongeBob?! Squidward: [enraged] I didn't take your precious dime! Sponge Bob S 03E 4a - Nasty Patty. SpongeBob: I've got a better idea. Squidward: SpongeBob, where's my lemonade? Squidward: No, no, no. French narrator: Many months later... With Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty. You stay as long as you need to. [SpongeBob enters his bedroom] And why aren't you in uniform? See 'em?! Squidward: Not anymore, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: Wrong, that ain't my first dime. Brother, can you spare a dime? SpongeBob: He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back. Mr. Krabs: Aye lad, just let the dime and me have our privacy. [outside the Krusty Krab] Two, you put the dime in me pants. Narrator: [camera cuts to the exterior of The Krusty Krab] Closing time at the Krusty Krab. What have children ever done for me? Mr. Krabs: Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it. on the Memorial Union Terrace, Madison, WI (Aug 11, 2007) Visit www.cdbaby.com, search "Catfish Stephenson" and you'll find a … Two, you stole it. AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME? Squidward: This isn't my show. [stomps away] SpongeBob: [annoyed] I know he still isn't looking for work! SpongeBob: But a visit to the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy. Just look at it. (lady with cookies on a silver platter appears and gives SpongeBob a cookie), SpongeBob: Anyways, I just want you to know, if you ever get in trouble, come find me. [shakes him vigorously with wide open and bloodshot eyes] And you're not gonna hire him back all because of a stupid dime?! [pulls out a newspaper with the "job listings" page on the front] You know I'm allergic to newsprint! Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Me first dime. SpongeBob's house jumps into the air before the side is smashed out as a furious SpongeBob pushes the bed, with Squidward still in it, outside and towards the Krusty Krab while screaming in total fury.] or 3, You stole it!!! British Narrator: So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one. (smashes a hole in his house out the side of the house and drags to the Krusty Krab), Mr. Krabs: Donate to the children's fund? go fetch me something to read. Sophia donates an old jacket to charity, not knowing that it contains a winning lottery ticket. I quit! Squidward: This isn't my show! "The Roots" is an The Amazing World of Ariel episode from Season 12. Squidward: Uh... nowhere. Mr. Krabs: You... you can't do that to me. [SpongeBob marches upstairs again turning on the lights on the way up there] Squidward: Well, I've never seen it. I'm not some kind of lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day. Mr. Krabs: It's all water under the bridge now. Gary: Meow. The title "Can You Spare a Dime?" Squidward: Nobody would take them, so I had to eat them! Squidward: And in bed, too? 47b "Can You Spare a Dime?" SpongeBob SquarePants 314 Can You Spare a Dime. [SpongeBob drags himself into the room, by now utterly exhausted. Treasury borrowed $1.28 trillion for all of last year. [presses the remote, but nothing happens] SpongeBob, the remote control is broken! [bottom floor light turns on and SpongeBob marches up stairs and turns on the light to give Squidward the water] Thank you. The popular song "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?," which became an anthem of the Great Depression, was written in 1932 by composer Jay Gorney and lyricist E. Y. Dimes just don't fly into peoples' pants. I'm your boss! SpongeBob: So, if Squidward never stole the dime, he can come back to work, right? SpongeBob: Oh, wow. SpongeBob: I never knew you felt so strongly about it. (a pre-historic dime falls out of Mr. Krabs back pocket) What's that? Transcript [Song - 'Brother Can you Spare a Dime?'] Mr. Krabs narrows his eyes] I've got plenty of 'em! And I can't forgive that thieving bilge rat Squidward for stealing it! SpongeBob: (chuckles) Ya know, when you swatted that newspaper out of my hands, it reminded me of something a friend of mine did...at his.. job! Mr. Krabs: Well, it's obvious that ya put the dime in me pants. I'm your boss! Gary doesn't look sympathetic, though.] (scene changes to a scene from Can You Spare A Dime?) I'm gonna go look for one, so I can stop... Squidward: [counting his suction cups] 29, 30, 31... To his horror, he discovers that the first dime he earned has gone missing, and Squidward is accused of stealing it as he mans the register all day. [shows soup with the phrase "GET A JOB" in alphabet letters but then Squidward slaps it out of SpongeBob's hands] Mr. Krabs: Well, the way I see it there are 3 possibilities. Squidward: I agree, sir. One, two, three. How about this? Dear Warner Brothers: Apparently there is more than one way of conquering a city and holding it as your own. Puppet #2: To my job. Gary: Meow, meow, meow. Mr. Krabs: Heavens to Betsy, no. Hurry up, they won't hold the show while you laze around! is the third episode ofThe Cartoon-Cartoon Show! Squidward: SpongeBob, can I get a glass of water? You're gonna need to build up your strength again so I laid out a big buffet for you. Squidward: SpongeBob, can I get a glass of water? The hat falls in slow motion] Mr. Krabs: You can't put a price on me first dime. "As Seen on TV" With Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown, Dee Bradley Baker. (The soup reads "Eat A*s". SpongeBob: (baby talk) Nonsense. Ha! [SpongeBob goes downstairs again, accidentally leaving Squidward's light on] SpongeBob, you forgot to turn out the light! (falls down). Credits When SpongeBob gave Mr. Krabs a dime so Squidward could come back to work, Mr. Krabs used a device to see if it was really his first dime. 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